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This is my Blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My blog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My blog, without me, is useless. Without my blog, I am useless. I must fire my blog true. I must post straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must blog him before he blogs me. I will...

My blog and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the posts we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My blog is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my blog up to date, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My blog and I are the defenders of cafemom. We are the masters of the trolls. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Cafemom's and there is no enemy, but peace!